"Chávez is supposed to be an incredible speaker," my friend's wife told me. "They say that after you hear him talk, you just wanna make out with him."
With those words ringing in my ears, I left for Plaza Inter, where
the Venezuelan president gave a speech this afternoon as part of his
tour of Central America.
In a way, she was right. Chávez is passionate, funny and
convincing. I found myself laughing, nodding, hanging onto his
every word — well, every word of the first hour or so — and even agreeing a few times when he said it's either socialism or death.
I did not, however, want to make out with him. The man wasn't quite that charming.
Chávez spoke for 2 hours and 25 minutes to a crowd of more
than 1,000 Sandinista supporters about the Colombian FARC hostage situation, plans to
help alleviate Nicaragua's energy crisis and baseball.
Like a good speaker, he warmed up the crowd by talking about
something light: Nicaragua's favorite pastime. He summarized last
night's baseball game between the Managua Bóers and Masaya San Fernando
(Managua won, 4-2), talked about playing ball with his mentor and
"father," Fidel Castro, then made an interesting suggestion:
"It occurred to me last night that we should invent a baseball league for the countries in Alba — for Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua. Not Bolivia, of course, because they don't play baseball; they play soccer."
He mentioned bringing in the Caribbean countries and creating a baseball training school, but quickly the conversation turned serious. Chávez needed to respond to
criticism from the Colombian government about his role as a mediator in
the hostage situation. He scoffed at being called a terrorist or
supporter of terrorism ("I don't agree with kidnappings ... I hope the FARC desist with that strategy"), as did a Washington Post editorial today.
"The Colombian government sends protest letters against Venezuela," Chávez said. "Let
them send as many letters as they'd like, but we will continue to
insist that peace needs to be reached in Colombia. It's enough of the
war."
(For those of you who don't know much about the FARC
(Armed Revolutionary Forces of Colombia), it might be worth your while
to do some research on Plan Colombia, the United States' multi-billion
dollar campaign to end cocaine production in that country, and the
ongoing civil war there in order to understand the context.)
Chávez called Colombian President Alvaro Uribe a tool for U.S. imperialism, and that he "does whatever Bush tells him to do. That is the problem because Bush does not want peace; he wants war."
And, that, Chávez and Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega agreed,
makes Bush the terrorist. It's convenient for the Bush administration
that Colombia's state of civil war continue so that the U.S. military
can maintain its military presence there and threaten Venezuela, he
said.
On Nicaragua's never-ending energy crisis, Chávez announced a
project to build two more generators of 60 megawatts each by March,
adding to the two his country already built here. He spoke about plans
to take advantage of Nicaragua's geothermal energy potential (thanks,
volcanoes) and the progress of the $4.5 billion oil refinery being
built near Léon.
"This investment is from Venezuela," Chávez said. "The only condition? That we create the grand country of Sandino." That's Augusto C. Sandino, the national hero who stood up to Yankee imperialism.
By this point in the afternoon, people were getting tired and
hungry. Several hundred in the crowd were bussed in from across the
country because of their membership in farming cooperatives or other campesino
groups. You see the same sort of faces at these events: older,
tired-looking men in FSLN caps and jeans, arms crossed, and listening
quietly.

These guys didn't make it through. Something that has always struck
me as awesome about events like today's is how accessible they are to
people. Anybody could have walked into the room, stood back and
listened. No tickets necessary. I guess this is what Daniel Ortega
means by "el pueblo presidente."
One last thing: Chávez confirmed a new date for the next Alba
summit, originally slated for this past December here in Managua. It's
now to take place here on Jan. 25. According to the Venezuelan leader,
the new Alba bank will be officially created at this summit.